The other thing worth ordering.
- Premium
- Non-alcoholic
- Low sugar
- A little caffeine
- Electrolytes
- 12 fl oz
The lineup
12 FL OZ
Blood Orange
Bitter first, sweet second. Peel, pith, and a little salt.
Blood Orange$8
12 FL OZ
Yuzu Green Tea
Sharp citrus over cold green tea. Astringent, on purpose.
Yuzu$8
12 FL OZ
Lavender Blackberry Amaretto Mint
Dark fruit and almond, finished cold. Reads like dessert, drinks dry.
Lavender$8
Suggested menu price. Venues set their own.
In the can
Premium non-alcoholic. Low sugar, a little caffeine, electrolytes for a long night. 12 oz, cold, on the menu.
Values are per 12 fl oz can. Anything still shown as [TODO] is waiting on the finished label — it will not be estimated here.
- Volume
- 12FL OZ (355 ML)
- Caffeine
- [TODO]MG
- Theobromine
- [TODO]MG
- Sugar
- [TODO]G
- Calories
- [TODO]KCAL
- Sodium
- [TODO]MG
- Potassium
- [TODO]MG
- Magnesium
- [TODO]MG
- Sweetener
- [TODO]
- Alcohol
- 0.0% ABV
Where it belongs
- The dinner where you're driving.
- Hour four of a festival.
- A work thing that's technically not work.
- The bar at eleven, when you've had enough but haven't left.
- A deli, two in the afternoon.
- Someone else's wedding.
Find it
Neat is poured by the can, cold, in rooms that keep a list. Here's who has it.


